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NOT-SO-TEENY WEENY BELLINI
Most of us can’t claim to have a 100-foot yacht, 10 personal assistants, and our own private island. That privilege belongs to me. These lavish riches are made possible by blogging about cooking and...
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SMOKING HOT PEPPERMINT FATTY
It’s colder than Ann Coulter’s heart outside. You’re date is no doubt keen to stay warm during these cruel winter months. Luckily you are generous with sharing your body warmth. Tis the season to be...
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GETTIN’ YOUR GOAT CHEESE SALAD
Gettin’ your goat will make you float and rock that boat! So you don’t think goats are sexy, huh? You don’t find their hooves and beards enchanting? Their bleating cries a top a craggily mountains...
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DOUBLE DIP THE TIP IN CHOCOLATE
Few desserts guarantee fornication like chocolate-dipped strawberries. You have the chocolate/strawberry APHRODISIAC element right off the bat. But there is so much more to this seductively simple...
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GIFT TO BANG – HOLY BLACKBERRY CHIPOTLE SAUCE
Put down the crackberry. Try the Chipotle Blackberry. So now you’re down to the wire now. You blew all your cash on gifts for the family and forgot about that certain someone who’s been keeping your...
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MÉNAGE À TOFU TRIANGLES
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I have a hard time saying no to a three-way. Even if that just means three-sided tofu treats, I’m down. So many good things come in threes. Comedy gold is...
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KISS MY PEANUT BUTTER TITTIES
Don’t forget the milk with them titties Give it up for KISS MY PEANUT BUTTER TITTIES. They are stupidly simple to make, show imagination and a touch of humor, the essentially ingredient in attraction....
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BUTTER-MY-NUTS SQUASH SOUP
Cook To Bang is nothing without its readership. If a recipe helps someone bang in the woods and no one is there to film it, does it make a moaning sound? I’ll leave that to the philosophers far wiser...
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GIVE THANKS TO DADDY SINWICH
The Thanksgiving is hangover on now. You’re probably stumbling through your family’s home plastered on eggnog and convincing only the dog that your life is on track. At least the turkey was good,...
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LOX UP YOUR DAUGHTERS
Parents, you have been warned. Now that this ridonkulously easy recipe is public knowledge, the world of culinary seduction just got a little easier. All those innocent girls yearning to spread their...
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YAKISOBA SLEEPOVER
This sleepover is going to be so much fun! Pillow fights, girl talk, pranks calls. Wait! You mean YAKISOBA SLEEPOVER is just a sexy name for a noodle dish? Boy am I embarrassed. But I’m not too...
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MÉNAGE À TOFU TRIANGLES
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I have a hard time saying no to a three-way. Even if that just means three-sided tofu treats, I’m down. So many good things come in threes. Comedy gold is...
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SOCK-IT-TO-ME SALMON SINWICH
Grilled salmon sandwiches WILL get the attention of just about anyone you care to engage in hanky panky. Give them the unexpected and they shall swoon. At least that is what I find every time I try...
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YAKISOBA SLEEPOVER
This sleepover is going to be so much fun! Pillow fights, girl talk, pranks calls. Wait! You mean YAKISOBA SLEEPOVER is just a sexy name for a noodle dish? Boy am I embarrassed. But I’m not too...
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LOX UP YOUR DAUGHTERS
Parents, you have been warned. Now that this ridonkulously easy recipe is public knowledge, the world of culinary seduction just got a little easier. All those innocent girls yearning to spread their...
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BUTTER-MY-NUTS SQUASH SOUP
Cook To Bang is nothing without its readership. If a recipe helps someone bang in the woods and no one is there to film it, does it make a moaning sound? I’ll leave that to the philosophers far wiser...
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YAKISOBA SLEEPOVER
This sleepover is going to be so much fun! Pillow fights, girl talk, pranks calls. Wait! You mean YAKISOBA SLEEPOVER is just a sexy name for a noodle dish? Boy am I embarrassed. But I’m not too...
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WET DREAMYTINI
Some dreams are memorable, others haunt you for weeks after, and the best kind leave your sheets sticky the next morning. That’s what we’re going for here. You want your dreams as naughty as you can...
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SMOKING HOT PEPPERMINT FATTY
It’s colder than Ann Coulter’s heart outside. You’re date is no doubt keen to stay warm during these cruel winter months. Luckily you are generous with sharing your body warmth. Tis the season to be...
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KISS MY PEANUT BUTTER TITTIES
Don’t forget the milk with them titties Give it up for KISS MY PEANUT BUTTER TITTIES. They are stupidly simple to make, show imagination and a touch of humor, the essentially ingredient in attraction....
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